Godland (How to break the matrix) Guide


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    Hi there boys, girls and other thousands of genders that don't exist.
    Today we're gonna learn "how to break the Matrix", in other words 'how to dodge'
    (it's actually a godland guide).


    We're gonna start with the white demon, because that's the problem here and I know that everyone wants to dodge his shots.
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    (This is our enemy)
    He drops attack potions, you need those to max your attack (such wow).
    He also drops a portal to the almighty Abyss, one of the dungeons needed to complete the 'tunnel rat' fame bonus.

    How to dodge:

    He can't miss with all of his shots, but there are 2 ways to do it.

    • 1st way - draw imaginary circles like this (it's not a circle)
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      This needs some training (and by 'some' I mean a lot). If you kill him fast enough, he's not gonna hit you, it's also safer when there's lots of gods near you/him.
    • 2nd way - draw imaginary circles like this
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      Your speed has to be maxed (I think). I'm also not sure if every class can do this, cuz my wiz has 50spd and he barely dodges his shots.

    Now little bit easier enemies, Ent and Slime Gods.
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    The only thing they drop are defense potions, you need those to max your defense.

    How to dodge:

    • 1st way - Zig Zag
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    • 2nd way - draw something like this
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    • 3rd way - draw imaginary 8s
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    • 4th way - draw imaginary circles (that don't look like circles)
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    Our another 2 enemies are Medusa and a Sprite god
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    Medusa drops speed potions, you need those to max your speed (some people think you need spd potions to max your mana, they are wrong).
    She also drops a portal to the snake pit, one of the dungeons needed to complete the 'tunnel rat' bonus.
    Sprite God drops attack potions, you need those to max your attack (I'm surprised).
    It (its children) also drops a portal to the endless sprite world that ends in the boss room, one of the dungeons needed to complete the 'tunnel rat' bonus.

    How to dodge:

    Their shots maybe do lots of damage, but it's easy to dodge them. I'm gonna show you how.
    (Medusa throws nades, Sprite God throws grey boomerangs with quiet effect, don't forget that you have to dodge them too)

    • 1st way - draw imaginary circles like this
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    • 2nd way - slow Zig Zags
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    Another 2 enemies are Spaghetti Monsters, Beholder and a Flying Brain.
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    Beholder drops defense potions, you need those to max your defense.
    Brain drops attack potions, you need those to max any stat but defense, speed, mana, life, dexterity, wisdom or vitality.
    It also drops a portal to the hazardous Mad Lab.

    How to dodge:

    Only effective way I can find is 'the laggy walk'.
    Repeatedly press any key you use to move with your character.

    • 0_1481976867085_upload-0917d784-f78a-457e-b2de-ee7abe1d44e0
      Beholder's attack speed and speed of his bullets is SLOWER than Brain's, your 'small' pauses have to be longer!

    Our another enemy is an abstract thing (just like the Sprite or Ghost Gods), and there should be no way to kill it. But this is an MMORPG so it doesn't matter.
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    Djinn drops speed potions, you need those to max your speed.

    How to dodge:

    People don't even try to dodge his bullets - their damage is too low to be 'dodge-worthy' (brain's damage is also low, but its bullets have negative effect). You can simply dodge his bullets tho.

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      Stay in the safe zone, you also have to move a little.

    Now we're gonna fite with a lizard.
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    Leviathan drops defense potions, you need those to max defense.
    He probably doesn't drop P. Master's Theatre on NR.

    How to dodge:

    Most dangerous enemy in the godlands, it deals 840 damage in his 'triangle' phase.

    3 shotguns of 4 bullets each that do 70 damage per bullet

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    In his second phase, he deals 2880 damage (in total)...
    It's pretty easy to dodge his bullets, but there's no actual pattern for it (or atleast I don't know any)


    Last God is our biggest enemy.
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    (9/10, would die again) He will curse you and your family
    Ghost God drops speed potions, you need those to max something that makes you faster.
    He also drops portal to the undead lair (dungeon full of undead monsters where the only monster that's not dead deals damage higher than 2 Tsar bombs, the Slime monster), that is also needed to complete the 'tunnel rat' fame bonus.

    How to dodge:

    Ghost God is similar to White Demon - it's hard to dodge his bullets (hard af).
    If you're gonna try drawing pictures - he will hit you.
    If you're gonna stay on one square for the rest of your life - you will stay there for the rest of your life (and the rest of your life will be short).
    If you're gonna 'zig zag' - his shots will too (It's amazing)
    So there's only one way (i think) to dodge his shots.

    • Find a safe spot
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    Constructs aren't gods. Don't fite them. It's useless.


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    @Jack-the-Ripper Instructions unclear. Got my d*ck stucked in a toaster.


    And by the way, it took me several hours to draw pictures, take screenshots, write this sh*t, find monsters (and just everything) on the realmeye etc..
    It's crazy, I have nothing to do.


  • Meme

    nice as hack guide m8


  • Donor

    @Jack-the-Ripper said in Godland (How to break the matrix) Guide:

    Medusa drops speed potions, you need those to max your speed (some people think you need spd potions to max your mana, they are wrong).

    Wait, that isn't true?


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    @hurrrdurrr It's a myth.


  • The Great Cabbage Thief

    @Jack-the-Ripper Instructions unclear, got a lego stuck in my ear


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  • Member Of The Mafia

    @Jack-the-Ripper
    As a meele, for ghost gods
    You can rush into it so it shoots backwards and just kill it before it shoots again and you're good.
    Djinn just kill it fast enough so you only have to dodge explosion shots


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    @Nightslayer You don't even have to dodge Djinn and yea, I know that some Gods can shoot backwards but I don't play with melees so.. But I get your point.


  • Ostroch Prophet

    "some people think you need spd potions to max your mana"
    Why would anyone think that xD


  • ☭☭Noah's Ark☭☭

    To sum it up.

    Fucking walk


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    @Noah_ Or don't. 0_1482084433647_upload-eef781c6-2805-421d-bdd1-6490b8379a61
    \ (ツ) /



  • makes quite a lot of sense tbh


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