"I Accidently" Thread.
once me and my friends were playing football and we kicked it onto the road because of our terrible skills. me being the only one that had the balls to get it, I went to get it. there was a car going down the road, but it was faraway and he could see me (typing this right now, I'm pretty sure he was fucking blind). as I was getting it, I realized he wasn't stopping. "does that mothafucka have brakes" I thought. He wasn't stopping. So I got the ball which was on the other side of the road. And I don't know why, BUT I FUCKING RAN BACK. I WAS 3 INCHES AWAY FROM GOING TO HELL. Then as he went by, I showed him my middle finger. So I once accidentally nearly died to some fucking blind bitch. Lesson learned, make sure you don't have an Iq of -5 like me
@Bladeknife You can't 'accidentally nearly die'.
I accidently posted in the wrong rotmg
@BlackoutLAGS I had a video though
@Moloch but it was Henez
or was it Heinz?
I kept jumping up and down to a piece of wood that looked like a bench.
then the wood started to tilt down and i accidentally made it fall down to the left
so i was badly flesh wounded and could not walk for a day
I was accidentally on kongregate playing RotMG, and some fool typed in "come play with me test.nillysrealm.com" and the fool I was; I clicked on the link; and it went downhill from that point.