devons guide to posting


  • Former Staff

    hey
    i didnt see you there.

    nutritionists hate him. today ill give you my 6 tips and tricks to being a cool 8-) cucumber .

    ok lets just hop right into it

    but

    to understand how to properly post, first we must understand. "what is a post?"

    a post is where you click that cute reply button. for the most part it is harmless.

    now that we jnderstand what a post is, we must look at ths types of posters you might encounter on ur nr experience

    there are many posters that can be summarized in 4 catagories conscructed by professional specialists.

    1. the thedivinehero: this kid posts helpful information and has good grammar but he has an anime picture..

    2. the hailiton: tries too hard for attention, wants to be the 'it' guy with shitty memes and trying to make himself the topic

    3. the colaaaa: gets banned and throws a bitchfig. dont b a cola (kappa)

    4. the moloch: banbanbanbanbanbanban

    ok those ard ur types of posters. now we must understand what the goal is of posting

    1. help ppl (good)

    2. attention (bad)

    3. 33

    ok here r the tips

    1. dont talk about post count

    2. dont use the : 3 emote

    3. 1 quote in ur signature max. plz

    4. stick to the 3 Rs. rest andvrelaxation

    5. always eat breakfast

    6. dont talk shit nigga

    ok grats now u know how to beva quality poster

    youre welcome nr mods (molok)

    id like to thank @trump @q @bloodqwen and @nilly for makimg this possible

    and @moloch for stickyimg this thread



  • @Devon

    you fucking wot

    No i'd like to thank cola

    waw


  • Former Staff

    @Colaa i literallg wrote it and deleted it bc i didnt know which one was u



  • @Devon o



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  • Interesting :3 :3 :3


  • Wiki Editor

    instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan



  • @Devon

    oh by the way
    you forgot the best part.

    to always shitpost m8 :>> Kek


  • Everlasting Destiny

    Waw :3 I :3 Didn't :3 Know :3 This Much :3 About :3 Being :3 A :3 Good :3 Poster :3

    Thank you :3 For :3 Ur :3 Wise :3 Words :3

    Btw :3 I decided :3 to :3 Change :3 My profile :3 pic :3

    here :3 its is :3

    I will now proceed :3 To :3 Being :3 A good :3 Poster

    ...

    :3


  • Former Staff

    @Devon for nr owner


  • Creativity Cafe ☕

    Am I a hailiton? :alien:


  • Wiki Editor

    @Devon said:

    hey
    i didnt see you there.

    nutritionists hate him. today ill give you my 6 tips and tricks to being a cool 8-) cucumber .

    ok lets just hop right into it

    but

    to understand how to properly post, first we must understand. "what is a post?"

    a post is where you click that cute reply button. for the most part it is harmless.

    now that we jnderstand what a post is, we must look at ths types of posters you might encounter on ur nr experience

    there are many posters that can be summarized in 4 catagories conscructed by professional specialists.

    1. the thedivinehero: this kid posts helpful information and has good grammar but he has an anime picture..

    2. the hailiton: tries too hard for attention, wants to be the 'it' guy with shitty memes and trying to make himself the topic

    3. the colaaaa: gets banned and throws a bitchfig. dont b a cola (kappa)

    4. the moloch: banbanbanbanbanbanban

    ok those ard ur types of posters. now we must understand what the goal is of posting

    1. help ppl (good)

    2. attention (bad)

    3. 33

    ok here r the tips

    1. dont talk about post count

    2. dont use the : 3 emote

    3. 1 quote in ur signature max. plz

    4. stick to the 3 Rs. rest andvrelaxation

    5. always eat breakfast

    6. dont talk shit nigga

    ok grats now u know how to beva quality poster

    youre welcome nr mods (molok)

    id like to thank @trump @q @bloodqwen and @nilly for makimg this possible

    and @moloch for stickyimg this thread

    Hey, you may want to explain your guide a BIT more throughoutly and clear out your thoughts. It'd REALLY help if you just clear out the grammar and spelling errors. That's all. ;)

    Good guide... just clear out your grammar. :+1:



  • Sick of your shit Devon you never once mention me Q.Q
    y u such a rood dood?


  • Former Staff

    @Creepsteam im posting on mobile so..


  • Wiki Editor

    @Devon said:

    @Creepsteam im posting on mobile so..

    THEN I don't about that then, my friend.


  • Former Staff

    @Creepsteam the fuck did u just try to say


  • Wiki Editor

    @Devon What I mean is that you're you're typing on a mobile phone, then I was like "Okay then. It makes sense how you can't really 100% type all 100% perfect grammar like on a keyboard".


  • Creativity Cafe ☕

    @Devon More like devons guide to shitposting.
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    roasted into the shadowrealm


  • Former Staff

    @Pringle i dont shitpost


  • A Waste of Matter

    1. the hailtion: tries too hard for attention, wants to be the 'it' guy with shitty memes and trying to make himself the topic.

    ...

    (shit i don't have anything for that)

    But to be honest, i haven't posted an actualy meme in almost 2 months or something. (to my knowledge)

    So you got a good half of it.



  • @Devon You forgot a type of poster:

    The @TomPooties : a creepy lurker that waits in the shadows for something to make enough waves for him to actually post something



  • Also this kind of poster:

    The DrVoorhees: The new kid on the block. Acts like he's 17 but hasn't come out the womb yet.



  • @KarkVant the only thing that would make enough waves for tompooties to come out of hibernation would be javier selling his bgun account



  • Can comfirm does post.



  • @Moloch said:

    Can comfirm does post.

    what have you done?
    now people that shitpost will ask you why devon's post got stickied, while you ban others for shitposting.
    better prepare your umbrella, because the amount of "fuck you" dropping from the sky will be like diarrhea hitting the fan.


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