About My Personal Life.
HELLO MY BABIES.
Today we're here to pull some pranks...
Oh boy it's been a while.
Let's...recap all of this...with a story.
I'm a hysterical, homosexual otter. I love having sex with 60+ year old men's sandwiches, and i have a fetish to have sexual relations with Toast. It's called "Toast-Play". Each night i put my pee-wee in bread because it makes me feel good. My friends and family tell me that i have a problem and they are going to get help...
So i sent them some toast to try it for themselves. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Each day, i spread myself in butter while watching Shadyman's old videos, self-conscious with my 300LB+ body.
I've fucked so much Salted Butter that pimples and warts have appeared on my dick to the extent that i can't even see the skin...
Ok, now that i think about it...it might just be Herpies...
My Toast gave me Herpies...
I'm going to call my parents...
Ladies and Faggots...
I. I have returned.
Worship Me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
After thousands of years of research, I have discovered this fine creature.
He is a hysterical, homosexual otter who loves having sex with men sandwiches over the legal age of 60. He likes to put his peewee against toast.
This concludes my years of research.
i don't understand
@Forum-Moderators not to backseat moderate, but please......
W-wh... What the f#ck i have just read?!?!?
Where's the spoon when you need it!(To take out my eyes).
oh no, i think i broke my glasses, the only thing i can see is:
@Vasya I got my old password for JustAPrank...then lost it again.
Starting stories again soon.
@Night-Owl I only have sproks but hope they will do
@IRPotatoMaster Even better, brb getting my eyes out of my face so i can be blind.