Well that sucks.
+1 if you thought Robo was cool.
Ok, now let me explain what i mean by that:
My sudden burst of rage is due to the large up-flow of new players that joined the server because of SLVRSHTR and his video.
Now, i'm fine with SLVRNGGR's 9-year old entourage army joining the server and all, there's no reason why we should deny acceptance to that.
What i AM salters about is the level of cancer they bring.
We're all aware of Cola and Weps-level cancer, right? (referring to veteran players) Well, these kids are bringing LITERAL 9 YEAR OLD LEVEL SHIT. AND I'VE SEEN TOO MUCH OF IT ALREADY.
Exhibit A and more: http://nillysrealm.com/topic/7443/god-mode/2
I think that that's good enough.
Now, let me assist you:
We have a wiki...and a FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions).
NOTE: Things like the Queue system and rollback(s) have NOT been added yet, but they will be updated soon.
So, i urge all new players to look around on the Forums and Wiki, along with some other rules made by fellow staff members of NR:
Not much more to it. Just a general message to all new players to please follow those guidelines.
I'd also like to apologize about this post, for i have a couple of empty Mountain Dew cans next to me.
Not much more to it, thanks for reading.
Please Read @NR-Staff
<WARNING: THIS IS A LONG POST>
Alrighty, so this is an idea that i believe should be taken under consideration.
1). FUNCTION SETTINGS:
So basically, the Founder (or anyone who is given the privilege), will have the ability to give other players in the guild the privilege of being able to:
Also, the Founder will be able to give other players this function if he/she believes that the guild member should receive it.
This is to make sure that any guild member, let's say a leader that has been kicking a good amount of players for bad reasons, loses the ability to promote/kick players while still staying in the guild and retaining their rank.
2). DETAILED OPTIONS AND FUNCTIONS:
In order to kick a member, you have to have the following:
This is what i mean by "detailed reason":
When kicking a player, it will pop up a screen, much similar to an admin's screen when banning someone, that will show the name of the person being kicked. It will ask why the person is being kicked. The "Kick Board" that will be in the Guild Hall will be viewable to all guild members to see who was kicked and why.
An addition to Kicking:
On the Kick Board, it should show the name of the person who was kicked, who kicked him/her, the reason, and what time it happened (last one isn't really needed).
Another-another addition to Kicking:
There should be a "Kick Cooldown", that only allows somebody to be kicked once every 5 minutes. This rule doesn't apply to the Founder.
This is still an odd idea that i have, and i'm questionable about it, but i'll present it anyway.
Flagging is open to every guild member, and can only be done to a member every 10 minutes.
NOTE: All of these options are represented by viewing the Guild Chronicle (think that's what it's called) in the guild hall. More functions will be there when you have more privileges.
Flagging is when you send a private message to a designated Leader or Founder that is on of off at that time, and you report a possible problem in the guild.
EX: An obnoxious Guild Leader threatening to kick other members for bad reasons.
3). PROMOTION SYSTEM:
Basically, promoting any guild member will only be possible if you have a privilege that allows you to promote other players. You must be at least Officer rank in the guild to receive this privilege.
NOTE: With what i'm suggesting, things like kicking and promoting will not be accessible by rising ranks, but by privileges that have been given by Guild Founders or Guild Leaders that have been given the privilege to kick or promote. If anyone's still curious about the layout of this, it's like if you, at this time, go to a Guild Chronicle as a leader. You'll see a kick, demote, and promote button. It'll be something like that.
The name says it all, really.
The Guild Founder is able to give up to 2 other players the same privileges that they have. The only thing that's different about Co-Founders and Founders is that the Founder has the ability to remove the Co-Founder(s). The Founder is also able to give one of the Co-Founders the rank of Founder. This will bring the original Founder to the Co-Founder rank.
WHAT'S MY MAIN PURPOSE HERE?
Along with that, i threw in other actual suggestions that i believe will benefit guilds. But i'd like for at least my original idea to get accepted.
Alright, so the NR Spriting Squad is a group of people who actually attempt to get stuff added into the game. Lately, we haven't been working due to school manners, but the people who have been on have helped me finish what we were working on, here's the first item.
This item was created equally by each member of the spriting squad, there is no individual credit.
We never reached a verdict when it came to which sprite to use, but most of the members voted for the first one, so i guess that we'll be advocating that one.
Name: Esben's Glacier Shield (could use a new name)
MP Cost: 90
Projectile Speed: 260
Arc Gap: 7
Estimated Range: 13 (note: proj. speed, lifetime and range were all estimated with pfiffel.com/dps so it may not be the proper numbers)
Damage: 20-45 (not the final number)
Effect: Paralyzed for 3 Seconds (open for change)
Stat Bonuses: +10 Def, +20MP, -3Wis
Fame Bonus: 5%
Feed Power: 0
Shot Cooldown: 6 Seconds
And the crappy-ish shot:
(sorry for the odd crop, normal cropper isn't working atm)
This item is unique because it is meant to server as a paralyzation item, much like the Short Circuit.
So in short, the shot similar to Nut's shot, where it causes paralyze with low damage.
Drop Source: Esben The Unwilling
Drop Rate: 1/200 (same as every Esben white.)
Not much left, I'm not sure if i missed anything, so any squad member or I will respond to any suggestion.
@nilly But Nillard...
How can we prove that YOU aren't the SECRET RUSSIAN HACKER that want's to use us for our dank abilities to farm you whites, and to then steal it from our account?!
Coincidence that people's accounts are getting hacked? I THINK NOT!
BEHOLD, Nilly The NILLARD! (a mallard + nilly love session's outcome)
NOW YOU SEE! NILLARD SECRETLY WANTS US FOR OUR FAT LOOTS, AND SEXUAL PLEASURE, HE DOESN'T CARE!
And Now...you know.
I rest my case.
(calm the fack down, this is a joke, bad one at that xD)
EDIT: Now re-named Nallard the Mallard
If a player is seen as inactive for "x" amount of time, they're deemed as an idle member of the community and things like their name will go into the public domain.
If someone requests another's name, they have "x" amount of time to deny and claim activeship of their account, or else they'll have their name revoked.
The same method could be used for Guilds, but i'm sure that it won't be used as much.
That's the general rundown of my opinion on the matter.
A small idea: The ability for the creator of a post to lock the post.
Requirements to make it a not shit-fest:
Very simple, i suppose; any suggestions?
Why not, let's write you a story /nr/
voice dropped lower than my balls did
hair is growing
girls like me
feeling slightly insecure to my dick, which now shows a bulge regardless of my arousal
sees 8/10 in gym shorts
hits on her
asks if she wants to go to funky town (sitting next to each other at the prep rally on thursday)
thursday comes along
bought special lotion and put it on my dick
goes to gym during 6th period
she's painting a purple banner
i decide to help
she wants the long john silver
we sit under the banner when the rally starts, along with 20 other banners in purple all lined up to say a quote
start to move closer to her
leans in for a kiss
all of a sudden i hear a crash
someone started an electrical fire and set some of the bleachers on fire
sprinklers go off
break off and spray everywhere
the banners act as a shield
water breaks banners and purple rain starts to drench us
i laugh and stand up
accidentally kicks a pole and she gets whaled by it at a 90 degree angle
on the floor, crying
i start to realize what has happened...
and then i told her this:
I never meant to cause you any sorrow.
I never meant to cause you any pain.
I only wanted to one time to see you laughing.
I only wanted to see you-
Laughing in the purple rain.
That Purple Rain
I'm actually going to post that on 4chan now.
EDIT: post just got deleted and im now banned from 4chan
downvoting got rekt...
that's all there is to it.
but i'm curious to what they did WITH it.
is it gone? or is it regulated?
not gonna lie, but downvoting has been cancer from the gecko, and i'm glad it's gone, but i want to know what happened EXACTLY to it. (please c: )
lure tags: @Moloch
This is the official NR discord, discord is a voice/text chat channel where you don't even need to download or sign in to use it (though i'd prefer to make an account) all ip addresses are encrypted
The main reason that i'm posting this is for my own purposes, so i can just click this link when i forget how to get to it .
Side Note: This link here is a link to a more seperate discord channel for NR players who want to hop on and actually use voice chat, as well as farm together and such, it's not as quiet as the official, but we all get along and have laughs.
Do you have any tips for nillys b4 you leave?
-Connecting: 8x-10x tabs at once
-Getting Maxed: farm glands, ignore asylums and shit
-Which Class: mostly ranged, when you get better, use melee.
-How to get fat fame: when maxed (or at least 3/8) get 5/8 with udl and sprite world...oh wait
--THIS is how: you then farm sprite worlds and sell dex for 40 fame each or something, it's really easy cause u can get alot from sprite.
-How to get uts: don't suck and have dat luck.
-How to max mana: HAH! Have Fun! xD
-How to safely nexus: i sometimes pre-set /nexus and then click on the screen, so i just double-tap enter to leave, and if i wanna talk, i just hit enter and press anything, then enter to make it an unknown command, it will only work well if you can type fast.
-How to get a pet:you set your game volume to max and go to the pet yard for a good 30 seconds, you'll definitely start to hear voices... :trollface:
-How to get 'Red Name': Get on the LeaderBoards.
-How to Fuck with the Admins: http://nillysrealm.com/user/weps This guy will teach you everything...
Well, that's about everything i got at the top of my head, go crazy kid.
Wrote this in a good 20-30 minutes; recently finished it on discord and brought it here. Enjoy.
There's this one kid in your 6th grade class...his name is Sheldon. Sheldon is a moderately obese kid that always wears the same jacket that he's had since the 3rd grade that was far too big for him then, now its two sizes too small. He always listened to My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy wearing earbuds during art with the volume cranked up so that you can hear it through the ear buds from across the room. Every day during lunch Sheldon always sat in the corner eating a ham and cheese sandwich playing the Yu-Gi-Oh card game by himself, not giving a single shit as to what people said about him...
Then...Jason came. Jason was the bitch-mister of the school and made the girls'...well they're in 6th grade so i can't really go into details, but he was cool, that's for sure. One day, he noticed Sheldon sitting in the corner casting magic spells and chanting the Magic: The Gathering™ theme song and decided to go for a closer look.
Everyone in the lunchroom was ready to laugh their asses off, until Jason stopped, reached into his bag, and pulled out a metal rectangle tin and said:
The force of him slamming down his Goblin Attack Force and Pot of Greed spell card shook the whole school, causing a gust of wind from the godly eminence coming from their duel blew everyone back, shattering the glass. Before they knew it, the Earth was engulfed in a wild torrent of flame and chaos all coming from these cards...and before they knew it...Jason was defeated, and Sheldon reigned supreme...
The moral of the story? Don't do drugs.
A few reasons:
The bots are Literally banning everyone in the server. The IP ban doesn't really allow most people to come back; people don't trust VPNs.
Second Reason: No active Devs and such.
If the current staff still refuses to hire new recruits, then we're only going to continue to die.
Ever since the inactivity started, we've been slowly dying, now more and more people are finally realizing that.
Third Reason: Lack of communication.
If there's no communication, there's nothing. We need to have actual talks about these issues (like this one), and since we don't, all of this happened.
Moloch is gone, Knorrex may/may not be gone. Nilly is inactive, Sottler is on for only moments at a time, and DrWhen has his own life.
That's not even counting the currently enstated staff members that don't do shit. And they say that NR is OVERSTAFFED?!
Unless there's change, there's ruin. End of story.
my friend, ThieryTony, was not aware that grave dumping (spawning a bunch of graves in nexus) is bannable, and is requesting a forgiveness.
(i'm making this thread for him because he doesn't know how to)
he felt sorry
This story was based off of a 5 - 10 minute interaction between @Sottler and @DrWhen (calling him dr peanut for now) Enjoy.
NOTE: DO TO CANCER FORMING IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF THIS THREAD'S POST, SOTTLER IS MADE A FEMALE IN THIS STORY...
PREEEETY SURE SOTTLER IS A GUY.
It was a lovely day, when nilly's realm came back up.
the noobs where begging, the nerds were spamming, the oa was STILL cancer, and the admins were roaring the mess with their loyal servants of the server.
Shadyman, the rapscallion of the staff, was not on at the time, for he was using his new MASTER INVENTION, The Shady-Lube...you can guess what it was, so he wasn't on at the time.
Nilly and Dr. Peanut were on, laying waste to the fat nerdz in an oa.
when suddenly...another admin showed up.
he name was Sottler, and Dr.Peanut fell in love at first sight.
At first, he would pretend to talk to her, while spawning HermVaDusa Demon in an oa (hermit
god + avatar + snake queen + red demon) and whispering sweet nothings into his teddy bear.
but then...he decided to make a move.
Sottler asked Dr.Peanut to open up a dungeon, so he opened up a pirate cove (because he's an ass like that) and linked it to the nexus, where 80+ fat nerdz ran to get that white bag that contained
x1 t2 robe
x1 t3 heavy armor
x1 x1 dagger
As Peanut valiantly /spawn'd avatars, chests, kings and more, to which didn't drop a piece of loot for his mistreated servants, Sottler starts to grow warm inside by the fact of Peanut's kindness
(please don't take this seriously )
As @DrPeanut decided to make sexy talk to @Sottler, Sottler decided to do the same, but it proved to be futile because of all of Dr.Peanut's training with sexy talking his teddy bear, Lt. Devon.
(+18 Starting This Point)
As he ruthlessly roasted Sottler with his ravaging reaves of rhymes, Sottler grew wet.
She became so eroused by Peanut's ability of speech, that she released her nerd fluid with no end.
There was so much, that the cove then flooded with water, and plank walkways had to be installed.
It also caused the 2012 Tsunami in Japan. (i'm SOOO sorry )
As Dr.Peanut spawned x5 FAKE shtrs chests, to where the nerds beat their little weapons off, Sottler speaked about how "I can't even compare" to Dr.Peanut's sexy talking skills.
After @Hailtion's mixtape was finally sold out, he went and took a picture in the fluid-filled cove, then proceeding to burn it down with another mixtape.
They then proceeded to make 40 babies.
After the sex-spree passed, @Winter came back into this world and froze over the lake of body fluids.
You know when your kid goes to like the ice? Hah...yeah, you should probably tell them not to.
I enjoyed making this...for some reason.
tell me who you want a shadymanx*?* with, and i'll try to make it.
Don't Take This Seriously.
@Tasuke beat this
-Hailtion (bringing it back)
ALRIGHT MY NIG NOGS!
Let's get this started.
TIME TO LURE!
WE! Here at the NR forums, need a block/ignore system for other players...
not gonna call people out.
not gonna say anything more.
there are just some people who are... "socially incompatible" to others. and i'd like for cancerland 5 to not open it's doors any time soon.
So there isn't much more to it.
I vote +1 for block system.
"Live And Let Meme..."
@OP I'm sorry to say, but this set is just pure crap in general. The items in this set are either too OP or so fucking shitty that no one would take a peak at the item and throw it out. Literally... here's what I've got to say.
The Sword: The drawbacks of the sword, as in lower range and the penalties, do not balance out the immense increase of DPS. Literally.... comparing from a fucking DBlade to this, both shots of DBlade equal 325. Yours is fucking 330. Literally, one shot of this thing kills the Dblade. You either need to nerf the fucking damage, or just revise this in general.
The Shield: WAY TOO OVERPOWERED. Despite all of the drawbacks that can insta-kill a Knight because of slow, armor broken, and bleeding on self, the damage that it deals is too much (especially with the sixth shot, the damage of this thing is freaking 3000-3600, nearly matching the damn Unholy Shield by 3/4 of the damage, and it doesn't involve 15 shots). Stun for 4 seconds?? Poisoning enemies for 400 HP after that?? Too much. Revise the whole thing.
The Armor: As a knight, this is basically another item that the knight would shove away for a warrior or paladin. This is basically another fucking Corpse of an Ent Ancient but with reverted and even higher VIT/WIS/DEX/SPD penalties, all with the common higher DEF (+40 FUCKING DEF?? WAY TOO HIGH), HP, and extra MP on the side. It's just too much of a copycat. Revise this whole armor (and the sprite... needs a LOT of shading)
The Ring: I'm not gonna even say anything other than that this is just pure shit (I can see your description as in: What a horrible necklace this whole fucking item is). All of your bonuses are just way too small for anyone to even look at it. It is even more shitty than your fucking Ring of Pure Wishes.
I'm sorry, but this whole set is in need of better thoughts. It really is in need. Have you read this? If not, you're in real need of how to balance your items out.
Whatever. As you said yourself: this is your first shitty thread. Just look at the fucking wiki that this server has, learn how the items are able to compete against each other and add something that's balanced yet unique among them.
Savagery at it's finest right here...nobody survived his genocide :trollface:
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