You suck ass at Super Smash Flash 2
I sexually Identify as Ryu's up tilt. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having a ridiculous hitbox and being able to combo people to 40%. People say to me that a person being an uptilt is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having Masahiro Sakurai install a disjointed hitbox, 3-6 active frames, and a safe kill confirm on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ryu Uptilt” and respect my right to kill from 75% and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a tiltaphobe and need to check your htibox privilege.